A polite reminder from the returning Captain
"While the captain was relaxing in a Northern Ireland bar, he was disturbed to read in the Irish Times of rumours that certain members of his team had been seen once again heading off to the HP - and they weren't talking sauce (or maybe they were).
He had also read in dispatches that half the team were now taking Tuesday off work next week in order to turn next Monday night into 'the half-sister of all benders'.
Team members are politely reminded that the two legs they should focus on each week are not those carrying around the ample bosom of 'Roxanne' or 'Cherry'.
Next Monday we should put aside all erotic diversions, and instead concentrate our efforts on humping the farmers boy."
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