Player Profile - John Shiel

For Laura and our army of female fans here's our first player profile, Coach Shiel.

Name:	John “Coach” Shiel
Age:	47
Weight:	Too much
Job:	Picking the team, basically. Supermarket manager for 15 years.
Fav food:	Spaghetti Bolognese
Fav drink:	Anything wet
Fav woman:	Anything wet
Fav music:	80’s
He says:	I am modest, incredibly good in bed, and I am the quickest player on the circuit
They say:	“30 seconds…”
K&K say:	A pillar of the Thames Valley pool community, John’s vast experience and level head makes him the perfect candidate to lead The Racks Pack to victory this summer.
Where you might find him:	In the HP dribbling into Roy Banisters beer at 3am
Where you wont find him:	The Thatched Cottage pool team, now he’s our captain.
One more thing:	John has only one engorged testicle. After a freak radiation accident in his youth, John’s left testical was absorbed by his right leaving him with just one that swells to between three and four times average size, depending on the time of day.