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Name:
Kevin Southam
Nickname:
“Slugger”. Back in the day his league doubles partner was a 18 stone nightclub bouncer called Jason Brown. “Slugger” was the only one who ever got away with slagging him off if he messed up.
Age:
35
Weight:
78 KGs, consisting of 90% McDonalds & 10% Water.
Job:
As co-founder and CEO of Rackspack Incorporated, and Chief Editor of rackspack.blogspot.com, he’s the man to please if you DON’T want your name to appear online.
Fav food:
Pizza.
Fav drink:
Chilled red wine.
Fav woman:
Wife. After that it’s not possible to pick just one.
Fav music:
Anything Keith doesn’t like or has in fact heard of.
He says:
“I don’t have my hair cut – I have it ‘styled’. That’s the difference between me and you”
They say:
With his boyish good looks, understated sartorial elegance, and an uncanny ability to turn on the charm for the ladies, this cue wielding fop is the Hugh Grant of local league pool.
K&K say:
It wouldn’t be the same without him. It might be better, but it wouldn’t be the same.
Where you might find him:
In Smokey Joe’s before anyone else has arrived.
Where you wont find him:
Working out at the gym. He goes five times a week but never actually makes it past the smoothie bar.
One more thing:
It’s a little known fact that Kevin is a body double of World Darts Star Mark ‘flash’ Dudbridge:
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Name:
Keith Walls
Nickname:
In a long career the self-named “mayor of flair” has been known as “Wonder”, “Wallis”, “The Duke Of Fluke” , “On Drugs Clearance” , “Ice Cream Man”, “Sausages” etc.
Age:
35
Weight:
So low that his weight actually doubles if he is walking in the rain wearing a wool jumper.
Job:
Chief creative contributor of Rackspack.blogspot.com; Chairman of the pointless flair shot of the week adjudication committee; Moral compass of Kevin Southam (God help him).
Fav food:
Gerbil. Deep fried preferably.
Fav drink:
The black stuff.
Fav woman:
Partner Hannah & daughter Leah.
Fav Shot:
The pointless drag shot. Feared many times, miscued many more.
Fav music:
Anything and everything you have never heard of.
He says:
Far too much for his own good when hes had too many Guinness.
They say:
If only they could get a word in edgeways…
K&K say:
What can one say about Keith? Take a dose of flair, a pinch of charisma, a dash of gay abandon and a large portion of bombay duck (luck) and you have the ingredients of a legend in Thames Valley pool.
Where you might find him:
On the terraces at Croke Park cheering on the Irish Football team
Where you wont find him:
On the terraces at the next world cup cheering on the Ireland football team
One more thing:
A big Liverpool fan, Keith’s favourite players are Luis Garcia and Dirk Kuyt.
Where you should find him:
At a Just For Men convention
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