Player Profile - Bradley Robinson

Name:	Bradley Robinson
Nickname:	The Bear; The most hated man in pool
Age:	Younger than you, you c**t
Weight:	Less than last year
Job:	Chauffer
Fav food:	Anything on the Atkins diet.
Fav drink:	Vodka Red Bull Jugs
Fav woman:	**insert name of current gf here**
Fav music:	Barry White.
He says:	“Sorry lads, can’t make it tonight. I’ll be there next week I promise”
They say:	“Let me guess, Brad isn’t turning up?”
K&K say:	How does one player take so much abuse from his own team and still play to such a high standard? If he ever turns up we’ll ask him.
Where you might find him:	Smokey Joes on a ‘ladies night’; Taking money off his own team mates in money games
Where you wont find him:	Racks on a pool night
One more thing:	At his current rate of weight loss Bradley will have entirely consumed himself by October 17th 2008.