Thursday, August 07, 2008

Player profile - Neil Cameron





















Name:

Neil Cameron

Nickname:

“105.4”

Age:

34 (not dd)

Weight:

Unconfirmed, but it is reported that Neil is currently at his “fighting weight”.

Job:

Software Test Manager.

Fav food:

Anything with calorific value.

Fav drink:

Lager. Plain & simple.

Fav woman:

Wife. Beyonce Knowles a distant second.

Fav music:

REM. Anything Indian.

He says:

“Oh Christ. Bloody hell. I might have to have a think about that one…go gentle on me”

They say:

He’s magic alllll the way.

K&K say:

It should be mandatory for every team to have at least one foreigner. Neil is a proud Scot, and is the solid foundation on which every Wonder Walls on-drugs clearance is built.

Where you might find him:

At Racks every week, rain or shine, on time and paid in full. On the terraces of Aberdeen football club.

Where you wont find him:

The hair dressers.

One more thing:

A former champion highland dancer in his youth, we managed to recover the last known footage of his dancing prowess. Neil likes to occasionally make the same moves after a break and dish. It is also the last remaining evidence of his blonde mane before it fell out. See how it shines like spun gold.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZzG1W4j-Vw

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