Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Racks Pack Markets

Hello everyone!

Or as they say in Blackpool – are you looking at my pint you soft shandy drinking…BBLLLLUURGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH…!

Hot foot from Blackpool, where “Berkshire’s Number One” made a partially successful debut in the World Pool Masters, we have news and views on the upcoming season of pool fun and frivolity from the Don of online betting, Don Mynuts of "Mynuts Online Casino & Bookmakers"

Top of the averages
Who will finish top of the averages? ALL even money with handicap.

Brad +0%
Lee +0%
Keith +5%
John +10%
Kevin +15%
Neil +15%

K&K say "There are no losers in this market! Six players all topping 70% last season - in one team! It's a captains dream!!!"

Don says "There’s been a seismic shift in this market in the run up to the season, as it was announced Andy Tredwell had been black-balled by Racks Pack for fratenising with the opposition. Brad & Lee are the men to beat. Both players only lost one game last season, and Lee only finished second by virtue of the fact he had played less games than Brad. With Brad's availability in question, both players are equal favourites to finish top of the (racks) pack. Further down the table Keith's prediliction for the flair shot could easily see him snatch defeat from the jaws of victory at least twice this season. If Kevin & Neil can cut out the schoolboy errors they could be the dark horses and represent the value in this market. "

Don's TIP: Put your knackers on Neil "105.4" Cameron with a 15 point headstart.

Special market – Combined Wins
Which pair will win the most games all season? ALL pairs at evens with handicap

Keith & Kevin +1 games
Brad & John +0 games
Lee & Neil +5 games

K&K say “Lump on us!!!”

Don says “The value looks to be in the combined market – Neil & Keith are the only two players likely to attend every week, but can they muster enough frames to overcome the handicap of being paired with a player missing some games? Are Kevin's shoulders big enough?"

Don's TIP: Pop down the garden centre, buy a wheelbarrow, then to the bank to get the mortgage out, then log on to mynutsonline.com and put the it all on Brad & John.

Most “pointless flair shot of the week” awards
Which player will win the most "pointless flair shot of the week" awards?

Keith 4/7
Brad evens
Rest 10/1

K&K say “This is a complete travesty. I’m Berkshire’s number one!”

Don says “It is hard to look beyond the two flair players in the team here. A quick look back over last seasons blog will tell you that Wonder Walls has a distinct habit of putting himself on in the second half after the game has been won – a breeding ground for the kind of “I don’t care I’ve got flair” shots and “on-drugs” clearances with which Keith has made name for himself over the years.”

Don's TIP: No value - no bet.

Other markets are available upon request.


K&K.

Odds courtesy of Mynuts Online Casino & Bookmakers. Don's fee for this appearence has been donated Whilmsly Ladies Bridge Club.

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